Festival chic, baby...
1. Whilst Neil Young may have rocked the Pyramid's free world, Ray Davies may well be the best songsmith of the pre-Albarn generation...2. Coxon's certainly the unsung hero of Blur. Coffee and TV was absolutely splendid.
3. Vodka & Skittles is perhaps the best alcoholic concoction since fermentation began.
4. Photographers are ignorant, photo pits insufferable. And disposable Lomography cameras aren't ideal for festivals...
5. Thankfully, Glastonbury has no such thing as a VIP and backstage is a bore.6. Natasha Khan has concocted the ultimate alt. female supergroup. And she's mesmerising for an hour without the aid of firework bras.
7. What is it about Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?! Pure trash pop perfection. And just when I thought Dots & Dashes had an exclusive Club DaDa shot of GaGa, a load of cutthroat lensed up poker faces arrived. Fuck.
8. Sainsburys Basics Brie is far from a festival nutritional ingredient.9. Special Guests- don't believe the hype as Radiohead may morph into a Supergrass spin-off...
10. Nudity's well 20th-Century.
11. Joe Lean's album's STILL not done.
The Archbishop of Dance
Real life Geordie Sailors- arggggh.
Possibly not the best career move when camped next door to a heap of Australian females...
The most unashamedly dirty Worthy Farm individual since Rolf Harris.
