Glastonbury, 2010.

Yet more sunburn, more dust than a Saharan ultramarathon and nigh on as many stages as Micheal Eavis has Frisians, this year's Glastonbury was unnervingly not too dissimilar to Barcelonan behemoths Primavera Sound and Sónar, albeit trading in sangria and seafood paella for added Stevie...

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