If the answer's affirmative, and let's face it, it most probably is, Under Pressure (or NewMusicCartel.com as it really ought to be named in its current incarnation) won't get you digging out 2001 any quicker than you'll be bashing pause. Following on from Jay-Z's effective Dots & Dashes takeover (headlining last weekend's Isle Of Wight Festival, freestyling all over the tail end of M.I.A.'s XXXO) of late, his rhymes of Tiger Woods fidelity torment delivered in a fashion as slack as his low-slung cargo shorts are lacklustre at best. Let's hope Beyoncé never pops online for a hubby Google search or she'll probably be wishing she never put a ring on it, with "half of everything" on the Christmas list. Back to the point, Dr. Dre's threatening bowel growls sound as 90s as Leftfield popping pills with Sean and Bez backstage in the Haçienda as he vies for attention amidst the endless NewMusicCartel.com drops. Drop the tags and we'll see how Under Pressure flies...
