Festival Frolics: Bestival, Sunday.

Wearily arising to the masked masquerade this afternoon provided by the latest electro pop kingpins racking up an exquisite debut record layered with more exhilarating hits than late nights in Glasgow's Kelvingrove Park, Monarchy offer an idyllic ear filler to displace any lingering wax, dirt and anything else that may have possibly become lodged in the gaping gate to the auditory canal after three days of grubbiness. Opening with the operatic (and just a tad less ostentatious than Hurts) Black, The Colour Of My Heart, the mysterious duo, aided by the most mechanical of rhythm sections turn gurns to grins with the impeccability of their cosmic balladry, before bursting into The Phoenix Alive, as paces sprint. The Scissor Sisters stomp of We Were Young and smooth-as-Philip Selway's scalp Maybe I'm Crazy follow, before Love Get Out Of My Way invokes minor hysteria. Only minor at this moment in time mind, although grab your sceptre and accompanying orb, for Monarchy are far more worthy to sit at the Queen Of Pop's right hand than the pretense and pretending of yesterday's Hurts...

Up next is Cocknbullkid. A little less impressionable and altogether less edgy having scrapped the gnarly 80s pop tinge with which she coloured earlier recordings I'm Not Sorry and Clean Apart amongst others, Anita Blay today debuts a whole record's worth of unheard tracks unearthed from the depths of her diva chic tendencies and Beyoncé infatuation. Eponymous theatrics arise from a relatively heaving Rock and Roll tent, as Cocknbullkid seamlessly muscles in with the Alice In Wonderland theme smeared all across the Magic Meadows, with lyrics of size-altering pills and skepticism fired in Blay's direction, although clearing out the back catalogue in favour of nothing old, nothing borrowed, plenty of blue hues and a whole slew of new is a daring, if slightly misjudged call destined to alienate before intrigue. That said, once this debut long player does finally emerge it may well right the wrongs of Alesha Dixon, Alexandra Burke, Leone Lewis and The Saturdays combined, if their stains are in any way machine washable...

Sun incinerating the Sunday sky, it's fairly apt to witness the pristine body wraps jiving about on the Main Stage to the sounds of Chic feat. Nile Rodgers, as Motown shimmying guitars meet the iconic backing vox of an ecstatic Everybody Dance. I Want Your Love and Le Freak segue in a blurred haze of retro glory, Good Times amply soundtracking the Bestival ethos, scrunching it up into a seed before germination flourishes and as instructed, the masses move. Where The Wailers yesterday came across as a withered tribute act, were there any justice in the world Chic would drag out the hits on a Sunday afternoon at every last festival until corporeal impediments prevented such ridiculousness. Equally ridiculous is Conor O'Brien's expansion of his weary Villagers, as cronies are roped in on Rhodes piano and generic feedback duties. Still utterly affecting, O'Brien is unfortunately, undoubtedly at his devastating, heart-tearing greatest stood in solitude with nothing to shield his delicate pieces than an acoustic. Stumbling onstage alone, a solo take on Twenty Seven Strangers provides the highlight before emphasis switches and O'Brien becomes all too safe in his skin, howling unreflectively rather than mumbling sweetly. Becoming A Jackal, The Meaning Of The Ritual and Home of course could never sound anything but sumptuous although in the wake of Mercury snub, O'Brien for the first time this summer seems a little, well, ordinary.
Becoming less and less ordinary daily are Summer Camp. Where Elizabeth Sankey and no longer estranged Transgressive troubadour Jeremy Warmsley played progressively larger tents at an endless string of festivals across the summer months backed by added keys and live bass, stripped back and sweetly vulnerable, the pair today play alone, Warmsley covering more bases than a New York Yankees innings, bashing samplers, strumming away on his iconic Fender Mustang and tinkering away on a keyboard thrice the size of the pair combined. Anthemic choruses the size of Glenn Gregory spew thick, fast and viscous from forthcoming single Round The Moon and 1988 although at times proceedings turn a touch awkward, as with Jake Ryan, as the mood swings to the sensation of watching the duo serenade each other almost post-coitally, although when they look as gorgeous as in the azure limelight tonight, that's quite alright. Far less subdued and subtle are Chase & Status. Predictably. Sounding akin to Zane Lowe's sluggish brain churned out through a pair of quaking sub woofers, it's immeasurably grim, Let You Go sounding forever more shockingly aggressive through speaker stacks the size of Cowes. Enormous choruses hinging off two middle-aged goons by the name of Maxim and Keith Flint repeating one innocuous line ad infinitum, toothless top hatters bounding about, spliff hanging from gums, it can only be the return to the Isle Of Wight of the traveling ravenous rave circus that is The Prodigy. From the bass-hefty inanity of Invaders Must Die to the visceral aggro of Firestarter as flares emerge from the throng, The Prodigy provide a mesmerising, if monotonous show, Maxim endlessly harping on about his "Isle Of Wight warriors", his "fucking Bestival warriors". Indistinguishable hits and practically the entirety of now practically geriatric latest LP Invaders Must Die however take away from the asphyxiating synth sheen Liam Howlett coats every last one of his records with. A little like leaping from the pinnacle of Blackpool Tower, if initially invigorating, you find yourself soon in purgatorial continuance, before impatiently awaiting its end. Strobes - check. Signature sound - check. Sterling headliners - not quite. But then they're Rob Da Bank's faves so for giving us Karin Dreijer Andersson, exceptions ought to be made.

For tonight Fever Ray brings this year's sunnyrainymucky Bestival to a cataclysmic, suffocatingly introspective close, seemingly backed by four chaps in matching Billy Corgan costumes, all of whom shift through a music shop's worth of instruments in an hour of the warmest sterility. Amongst Lightsabers, lasers and lampshades, the subtle intricacies of Seven and I'm Not Done are largely lost on stumblers on last legs, as groans bemoaning a lack of visibility behind a sheet of smog are ubiquitous, although the likes of tribal new cut Mercy Street and the forever-claustrophobic Concrete Walls are as breathtaking as an esophagus full of Swedish glacier. Predictably distant, Dreijer Andersson is concealed within an entirely indiscernible costume, before veiling herself in enough dry ice to chill the Sahara, her voice contorted and distorted beyond recognition. Triangle Walks is as engaging as tonight gets, as a sea of diamonds that presumably once bowed to Kanye West undulate in intoxicated harmony, before an apocalyptic Coconut rounds off the most enlightening hour of the festival season finale, and one that many will now consider one of our greatest. With a line up more ripped with eccentricity than Mr. Motivator's biceps must be with lactic acid following three extensive guest workouts, and a continued cultivation of an ambience parallelable with the likes of Glastonbury and Secret Garden Party, the odd September storm cloud can do little to eclipse a debauched farewell to the summer months that were and will be in eight months time. Just eight months...