Having had barely six weeks to wash the nation's communal ears out from the perpetual hideousness of Killing In The Name's omnipotent omnipresence, details have just been released for Rage Against The Machine's free London show, taking place in Islington's Finsbury Park on June 6th. Of course, as if the now-infamous Christmas Number One campaign weren't flawed with the most heinous of inaccuracies and ironies to begin with, as highlighted rather emphatically and somewhat unnecessarily by NME's Luke Lewis here, we're once more ordered to comply with the rules and regulations of society, therefore, evidently, doing exactly what we're told. With the Godfather of ticketing evil, Seetickets, having once again boarded the bandwagon of exaggerated media mediocrity, all those baying "Rage Factor" fans must adhere to a terms list so biblical in stature that it demands to be downloaded. Wouldn't it be just marvelous if we were to fuck what Seetickets decreed for once, and greet Zack de la Rocha with a vacuous expanse of browning blades of deficient grass? Maybe even stage an X-Factor medley event featuring a veritable hoard of has-beens in Trafalgar Square etc. All in favour, the clue's in the title...Failing that, registration's open here 'til Sunday. The perfect Valentine's gift for pseudo-Communist delusionists the world over. Ironically, my name is of course in the hat.
